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Are you a crap animator, like Bahamut, with over 200 submissions that nobody likes?
Are you, like Bahamut, desperate for attention to the point that you will submit flashes to a website everyday regardless of how badly received they are just for some attention?
And do you, like Bahamut, have absolutely no skill or talent and would be better off spending your time watching bikini videos on YouTube seeing as you probably don't have the balls to download proper pornography?
If so then I have a humble solution.
(And before he comes rushing to his own defense under one of his many alternative accounts can I just say that I have nothing againat Bahamut. It's just that it would be nice if he died).
The secret to success is simple: Below I have made a list of titles for Flash cartoons. These titles also outline the contents of what your cartoon should be about. Simply pick a title and build a cartoon that applies to it and you are guaranteed to become King Of The Portal!
Feel free to take your pick, I expect nothing in return;
1. Super Mario Hedgehog
2. Sonic The Mario
3. Mario The Sonic
4. Metal Gear Sonic
5. Metal Gear Mario
6. The Legend Of Mario
7. Super Zelda Brothers
8. Super Mario Tankmen.
9. Tankmen The Hedgehog
10. Zelda The Hedgehog
11. The Legend Of Sonic
12. Metal Gear Zelda
13. Metal Gear The Hedgehog
14. Metal Gear Tankmen
15. Super Tankmen Brothers
16. Super Mario Hedgehog
17. Metal Gear Halo
18. Super Halo Brothers
19. Super Sonic Brothers
20. The Legend Of Halo
21. The Legend Of Tankmen
22. Super Halomen Hedgehog
23. Super Halomen Hedgehog Brothers
24. Tankmen The Hedgehog Brothers
25. Tankmen The Hedgehog Brothers (Halo)
26. Metal Gear Pokemon
27. Metal Gear Hitler
28. Super Hitler Brothers
29. Pokemon Hedgehog
30. Hitler The Hedgehog
And finally, one title for a cartoon I might make myself;
31. Bahamut is a cunt.
I will update this list as inspiration comes. Good Luck and remember to have fun.
See you on the front page chaps!
UPDATE!: Since writing this post I decided to see what would happen if I were to practice what I preach. Within half an hour a new cartoon was born, Super Mario Halomen!.
This 'toon flew through judgement faster than anything else I have submitted (because of the word "Mario" in the title) and I got a modest score of 2.85!
Not bad for a hopless piece of crap!
Seriously, try it yourself! Pick a title above and feel free to post me the link if you do! I'd love to check 'em out!
I'll even give you a 10 star review- now I can't say fairer than that!